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Take this quiz to find out which OS most matches your personality. You
need to answer all the questions to get an accurate result.
You woke up late, and you have to be at work in 30 minutes, not
enough time to complete your daily routine. Do you:
Shower & brush your teeth, but
skip shaving.
Brush your
teeth & shave, but skip showering.
Shower, brush your teeth, and shave but ignore speed
limits, stop signs and the Geneva convention driving to the office.
Call in sick.
Show up exactly 1 hour later than
you're supposed to, and announce that today is your religion's Daylight
Savings holiday.
You see a woman drop her purse as she gets into her car and drives
away. Do you:
Ignore
it and go about your way.
Pick up the purse and take it to the nearest police station.
Return the purse less a small
reward for yourself.
Track down the woman and return the purse intact.
Use it as an excuse to start stalking her.
When going to a party I usually wear?
Au naturél
Jeans and a t-shirt
Member's only jacket and my Adidas
Black tie, tails
Bling-bling!
How many friends do you have?
0
1
2+
Keep smiling, keep shining, knowing you can
always count on me, for sure.
I am the man/woman.
You're driving on the freeway during rush hour, and traffic is at a
crawl. You're in the far-left lane, but you need to get to the far-right
lane to get your exit. Do you:
I don't drive
Courteously signal your lane change, checking your
blindspot, waiting for a good samaritan to permit passage
Creep into the neighboring lane,
scaring cautious drivers into giving you a wide berth
Come to a complete stop, turn on your hazards,
get out and place emergency flares in a diagonal line across all four
lanes
Roll down your
window and instruct drivers to get out of your way with your bullhorn
When a co-worker makes a false statement during a meeting do
you:
Stay
silent
Think to yourself:
"Good one. I'll have to remember that one for next time."
Politely correct him
Stand up and scream: "He's having
an affair with Lumbergh's wife!"
Pull out the firestick and let him have what for!
What most closely represents your level of education?
Playskool
High School
Associate's degree from a community college
Bachelor's degree from a real
college
Doctorate from
MIT
When conversing at a party what is the most common response you
get?
"I have a
restraining order!"
I
stay silent against the wall and mutter under my breath so people will
avoid me.
"That's nice,
anyway as I was saying..."
Hearty laughter
"Tell me more about your theory!"
Your spouse complains about a large painting on your living room
wall which is hanging crooked. Do you:
Move the painting so the top-edge is flush with the
ceiling, ensuring it's level.
Bust out your toolbox, complete with laser-level,
chalk-line, square, plumb-bob, and pneumatic brad-nailer, and form a
committee on the best approach to fixing it.
State that the deviance from level is well within
desired parameters.
Tilt
all other wall-hangings and furniture to match the pitch.
Tell him/her to go get you another
beer.
Which phrase appears the most times on your elementary school report
cards?
"Talks too
much"
"Works well with
others"
"Eats too much
glue"
"Star
pupil"
"Spends too much
time organizing revolts"
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