--- Forwarded mail from Alice Hinchcliffe <http://www.aaahawk.com/~aliceh> Date: Fri, 16 Jan 2004 19:08:57 -0500 From: Alice Hinchcliffe <http://www.aaahawk.com/~aliceh> To: Beth Hinchliffe <http://www.AOL.com/~Hinchliffe>, Doris Kerwin <http://www.webtv.net/~doriskerwin>, "slow and easy 2002 2002" <"slow and easy 2002 2002"@yahoo.com>, Jennifer Smith <http://www.AOL.com/~JSLASH831>, Joyce Bettencourt <http://www.mindspring.com/~jjbet>, http://www.hotmail.com/~jwpater, Ken Lesnick <http://www.telecompsys.com/~klesnick>, Leslie Libby <http://www.snet.net/~Krein>, MaryFrancis Braheny <http://www.Aol.com/~Mfbwhct>, MJ Parlow <http://www.aol.com/~Parlow83>, Patrick Braham <http://www.aol.com/~Brahambam>, Robert <http://dummy.us.eu.org/robert> http://www.aol.com/~AmbersMomm wrote: > * 60° F: Southern Cans shiver uncontrollably. People in New > England sunbathe. > 50° F: New Yorkers try to turn on the heat. People in New > England plant gardens. > 40° F: Italian & English cars won't start. People in New > England drive with the windows down. > 32° F: Distilled water freezes. Maine's Moose head Lake's > water gets thicker. > 20° F: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool > hats. People in New England throw on a flannel shirt. > 15° F: New York landlords finally turn up the heat. People in > New England have the last cookout before it gets cold. > 0° F: All the people in Miami die. New Englanders close the > windows. > 10° below zero: Cans fly away to Mexico. The Girl > Scouts in New England are selling cookies door to door. > 25° below zero: Hollywood disintegrates. People in New England > get out their winter coats. > 40° below zero: Washington DC runs out of hot air. People in > New England let the dogs sleep indoors. > 100° below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. New > Englanders get frustrated because they can't start their "kahs." > 460° below zero: All atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the > Kelvin scale). People in New England start saying, "cold 'nuff for ya?" > 500° below zero: Hell freezes over. The Red Sox win the World > Series. --- End of forwarded message from Alice Hinchcliffe <http://www.aaahawk.com/~aliceh>