I'm not hysterical BUT I still think that felines are a wee bit more manageable and clever than canines. At least Dolly might not feel slighted since you do not dine lavishly on fresh meat ---so she perhaps doesn't feel resentful. I say nay, nay to dismay. > > They dine lavishly on fresh meat, > > Not us, much to Dolly's dismay. > > > while the other inmates and I are fed > > hash or some sort of dry nuggets.