> From: Brian <http://www.cs..edu/~b> > Date: Fri, 24 Dec 2021 10:56:48 -0800 > > another one could come that evening if > I paid their emergency rate. That turned out to mean they charged $300, > fixed it, but recommended not using it because of possible carbon > monoxide poisoning, I thought all of 'em had "possible carbon monoxide poisoning"? > and instead they want me to buy a new one, $5K if I > buy it this week, goes up to $7K next week. That's actually a relatively reasonable price. For us, we'd also have to have the asbestos removed, which would cost a small fortune and be a pain in the neck. > Finally the doctor allowed me an ice chip, > which sounds from the name like it should be planar, but it's actually a > quarter-size ice cube. It's not obvious why an ice cube is okay, but an > ice cube's worth of water isn't, since it turns into water in my mouth! > > After surgery I still couldn't have water, but I could have all the ice > chips I wanted; they'd bring me a paper cup full of them. This makes > even less sense to me than one ice chip. Isn't the thing about ice chips is that you don't have to swallow? I don't know. And, I don't know why swallowing is so bad.